Roadkill and and sewing do not seem like they belong in the same category, but when mothers that love to machine embroider have boys that grow up to be men, they must find some way to bring their two worlds together. So here is my attempt … a BBQ grilling apron about roadkill. I cannot take the credit for this saying as I googled it on the internet and loved it. It seemed perfect. Ok, so I tried. I know he will never wear it, but I thought it would at least look cool hanging in his kitchen. I even bought him a hook. No, it is stuffed in a box somewhere. I guess I will have to try something else or as he says, “Not try at all!” No, that won’t happen. I love both too much, but I guess I can hope that there is a future wife with grandchildren that love gifts from my machine.